Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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