You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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