Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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