He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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