She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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