The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Life is so much better after having sex.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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