come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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