Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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