Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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