How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
is it fun? or sober?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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