it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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