I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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