I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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