I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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