She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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