kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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