Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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