we're blogging at a bar
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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