This girl is more easily done than said...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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