i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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