She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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