is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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