People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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