I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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