I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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