You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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