Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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