Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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