The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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