glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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