Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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