Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize