I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"