2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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