Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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