these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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