Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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