You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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