Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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