I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
