She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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