it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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