Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Houston, we have a squirter
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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