She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I need to align my fucking chakras
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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