I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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