Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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