so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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