yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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