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(646): View more from New York

your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

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(646): your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today http://tfl.nu/czz0

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(313): View more from Michigan

nut hugger

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(313): nut hugger http://tfl.nu/mtjw

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(305): View more from Florida

If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?

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(305): If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me? http://tfl.nu/0xff

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(912): View more from Georgia

So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.

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Who leaves their car unlocked at night?

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Someone who wants to read the newspaper.

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(912): So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper. (1-912): Who leaves their car unlocked at night? (912): Someone who wants to read the newspaper. http://tfl.nu/c19o

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(614): View more from Ohio

Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

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Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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(614): Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once? (410): Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women http://tfl.nu/hhx6

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper

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(856): Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper http://tfl.nu/7rbt

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(515): View more from Iowa

She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.

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(515): She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself. http://tfl.nu/imt6

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!

(218): View more from Minnesota

I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.

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(715): Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy! (218): I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head. http://tfl.nu/0svk

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(714): View more from California

I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

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(714): I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going http://tfl.nu/ebwx

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.

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(704): My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search. http://tfl.nu/gxvg

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(416): View more from Toronto

You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.

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(416): You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams. http://tfl.nu/dmv7

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(517): View more from Michigan

Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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(517): Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night? http://tfl.nu/i8wb

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(310): View more from California

Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?

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(310): Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public? http://tfl.nu/31zf

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(914): View more from New York

She's been drunk for three days now

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Like three straight days. 72 hours

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She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey

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(914): She's been drunk for three days now (914): Like three straight days. 72 hours (914): She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey http://tfl.nu/7xto

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.

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(570): Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid. http://tfl.nu/yx4k

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