I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.