do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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