That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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