called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
now i know why i became what i already was.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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