some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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