I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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