Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
