i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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