How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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