It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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